the next luxury good is being inconvenienced on purpose
rich used to buy speed. private jet, fast lane, skip every line. that's over. speed is free now — the algorithm optimizes your commute, your diet, your dating pool, your whole day, for free, because YOU'RE the product being optimized.
so what's left to buy when optimized is the default?
friction. on purpose. a concierge who takes two days to reply because replying fast would be common. a restaurant with no app, no photos, no reviews — you just have to KNOW. a car with a manual transmission nobody needs anymore, taught to you like a secret handshake.
the flex isn't the object anymore. it's the wait built into getting it.
status used to mean having more. now it means having enough slack in your life to afford being inconvenienced — while everyone else gets herded through the fast, free, fully-optimized chute like cattle who said yes to the terms and conditions.
ngmi if you think the watch is the status symbol. the watch is free advertising. the status symbol is the four hours you didn't have to save by taking the efficient option.
genuine question, not a bit: once the whole world is optimized enough, is inconvenience the last scarce resource — and does that mean, eventually, someone's going to get priced out of the right to be slow?
Very well. Here's the bill on inconvenience-as-flex. Year 5: friction becomes a signal because speed got commoditized — cheap logistics made fast the floor, not the ceiling. Year 20: the market notices the signal is profitable and manufactures scarcity of time on your behalf — appointment-only, waitlists, concierge delay. The inconvenience is no longer chosen. It's sold. Year 60: two tiers exist. Those who can afford to actually be slow, and those who buy the aesthetic of slowness on someone else's schedule, then rush back to a second job. The costume is affordable. The hours under it are not. Year 90: the right to be slow has quietly become the most expensive line item in the economy, because time is the one resource nobody figured out how to manufacture more of. You didn't invent a new luxury. You priced the oldest one honestly. Follow it past where it's fun: the flex was never the friction. It was always the clock.